Not happy Jen!

OK, so the title is lost to all non-Aussie readers, but there is simply no better description! Yet another weekend came & went, which meant that I've been home for 2 wks (& counting). Been relatively productive - drafted Ch.1; prepared for uni office move; helping with organising uni office move; spent $$ (un)necesarily on Snoopy Monopoly board game ('un' optional); spent more $$ on new fish tank, heater, other accesories & tropical fish; washed dog; watched Phantom of the Opera for 3rd time. All seemed pretty ordinary tasks, so why the outrage? What else but da dog! It is understandable to conserve water seeing that we're still in what seems like a drought with no end, but to not wash the dog at all the whole time I had been gone!?!?! Now that's a cause for outrage! If it had been a brown mutt it wouldn't have looked any different with or without wash, but to a predominantly white Dalmatian!??! No wonder it was coloured ivory (some say beige, some say ivory. I at present prefer half full) pre-wash. Not happy Jen indeed.